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11-02-2025 Vol 2132

Uncovering Florida’s Hidden Gems: Dive Bars and Seafood Spots in the South

In the midst of Florida’s tropical landscape, hidden gems await those willing to veer off the beaten path. Among them is Alabama Jack’s, a seafood spot located on Key Largo that feels entirely isolated from the rest of the world. Nestled north of US1, the main highway to The Keys, travelers are unlikely to stumble across this rustic haven, which attracts mainly locals seeking conch fritters and affordable beer.

The ambiance here resembles a rugged biker bar, a potential setting for a movie scene where a tough hero might find himself in a chaotic brawl. However, patrons here are notably friendly, allowing families to enjoy their meals amidst fellow diners who have arrived on motorcycles; all gather to unwind from life’s pressures.

A chalkboard behind Joanie’s register provides a humorous yet accurate warning: ‘If you want fast food, keep traveling. 44 miles west or 66 miles east.’ This quirky statement perfectly describes the location, which lies deep within the Everglades, approximately halfway between Miami and Naples on the Tamiami Trail. Joanie sources fresh blue crab from nearby Everglades City, making it the ideal stop for a delightful day trip after dodging mosquitoes.

Among their menu highlights is the swamp combo— a platter of crispy treats showcasing Florida’s unique aquatic life. Visitors will find a charmingly rustic atmosphere, one where encountering a skunk ape seems more probable than meeting a TikToker seeking financial advice.

Continuing the journey further south in Miami-Dade County leads to Sam’s Hideaway, which proudly claims the title of “the oldest southernmost tavern on the mainland USA.” Stepping inside is like traveling back in time; the bar’s patrons enjoy a sense of community, chatting with bartenders who know their names and favorite drinks.

Here, hours can slip by unnoticed as visitors sip on classic bloody marys garnished with Slim Jims while engaging in lively conversations. If a change of scenery becomes necessary, Last Chance, located a short distance away, offers another excellent dive bar experience.

In the heart of Homestead, the Glades Club stands out as a unique find. The unassuming building may appear closed from the outside, but it welcomes guests every day starting at 11 am. Surprisingly, it operates as a members-only club, but joining is a straightforward process. By simply paying $5 and expressing a desire to become a member, newcomers receive a plastic card granting future access along with one guest, providing entry into the cozy, windowless establishment.

Inside, regulars can often be found enjoying cold beers while taking advantage of the absence of natural light. For those looking for a bit of entertainment, the club also features a backyard hosting live music and karaoke on select nights.

Homestead surprisingly boasts its own beach, although it is more accurately described as a waterfront seafood spot overlooking a serene, man-made atoll. Accessible through a drive past acres of palm trees and lush greenery, Homestead Bayfront Park provides a peaceful escape from the hustle and bustle of downtown Miami.

The restaurant within the park is less focused on gourmet dining and more aligned with the enjoyment of inexpensive cocktails. With gigantic margaritas priced under $11, it resembles a more economical oasis compared to its Miami counterparts. For those who arrive hungry, popular dishes like crab-topped tostones, peppery mahi mahi, and coconut shrimp ensure that cravings are satisfied.

As these hidden gems continue to offer their unique allure, they represent a slice of Florida where relaxation, community, and good eats stand out in beautiful isolation amid the Sunshine State’s landscapes.

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Charlotte Hayes